100+ [Best] Savage Captions, Quotes & Status for Instagram, FB & Whatsapp (2019)

Sometimes all it takes is a savage caption on your social media to show your strong personality.
Show your badass attitude with these quotes for Facebook, Instagram, and Whatapp and let your haters know that you don’t care. 
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• Life goes on, with or without you
• I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level
• If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
• You can’t do epic shit with basic people
• If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak
• It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
• Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
• I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.
• Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
• I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
• If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”
• Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
• Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch
• I am Fiji water. You are toilet water
• Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
• Teeth aren’t pearly until you laugh!
• Wear that smile like someone is always capturing you.
• Just fit in is not my style. I was born to STAND OUT.
• Too sassy to function.
• I’m just a good girl with bad habits.
• My own sassy and…
• Classy yet sassy.
• I’m sassy, your trashy.
• Remember when you were better than me? Ya neither I do.
• I like my lashes like I like my fries.curly…
• A sass a day keeps the basics away.
• All men are the same so just pick the richest one.
• Life isn’t perfect, but your lipstick can be.

For Alfa Girls and Boys

• My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you
• Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold
• I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands
• Your the type of boy id make a sandwich for.
• Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma fuck you up.
• Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
• As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.
• My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
• I love the sound you make when you shut up.
• Make them stop and stare.
• Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
• You’re on a different road, I’m in a milky way, you want me down on earth, but I up in space.
• I’m just a vibe you can’t find anywhere else.
• Be as picky with men, as you are with selfies.
• The sky above me, Earth below me, Fire within me.
• I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
• Life goes on, with or without you.
• 5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1
• Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
• If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
• Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
• her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
• On what’s yours, or else others will try to.
• Glossier than you bitch.
• sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast
• You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now
• They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.
• Braless is flawless.
• Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
• too glam to give a dam
• I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”
• Hella heart eyes for you.
• Queens don’t compete with hoes.
• Just like the alphabet, Bitch. I come before U.
• You look like something I drew with my left hand.
• There’s no “we” in fries.
• I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping.
• So blunt you can smoke my truth.
• Me every day: Slay, Me in December: Sleigh.
• I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
• Humble with just a hint of Kanye.
• Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.
• Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
• I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…!!

Show Your Hater Attitude

• Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
• Bitch, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face.
• The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be Ready.
• 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart
• I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
• Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
• Drop top. All I do is eat non stop.
• Be a badass with a good ass
• Catch flights, not feelings.
• Does ya thing be?
• Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
• but my personality lit.
• I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce.
• I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
• The uglier the Snapchat the closer the friendship.
• Catch flights, not feelings.
• Nothing but blue skies.
• Life is better when you’re laughing.
• Make peace with your broken pieces.
• Please sign in the air like I’m Nixon.
• My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
• She got mad hustle and dope soul.
• I got a good heart but this mouth.
• Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
• Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well.
• If I die I’m a legend.
• I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
• Be a badass with a good ass.
• If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape.
• It’s too a.m for me.
• Twinkle twinkle little star points me to the nearest bar.
• Me jealous of me? Bless your delusional heart.
• You’re just like math. I hate math.
• I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
• There’s no we in fries.